up!

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via sorry)

hedgehogfanclub:

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

(via raygavinmichael)

helladutchess said: r u single?

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

(Source: exoergic, via lonelygoat357)

"Not enough for me? You are everything."

(Source: notabadday, via lonelygoat357)

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via loserslol)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via lonelygoat357)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via loserslol)

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via pizza)

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

(via sobasiic)

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

(via pizza)